Sollux!!!!!! You are back!!!!! O)( my gos)(, I )(ave reely missed you!! 38O

2hh ff come cry iinto my voluptuou2 bo2om.

ehehe but really, iit2 good two hear from you two. nothiing really happened ii ju2t 2ort of went two a whole new level of lazy and 2topped updatiing thii2 thiing. not very exciitiing. iim sure youve done cooler 2tuff that we can talk about?

once tz 2cratched my forehead wiith her horn when 2he turned two look at me. iit bled for liike an hour. 

thats all you really need two know about me ii thiink. 

ehehe, doe2 thii2 account even hold 2ub2tance iin the uniiver2e anymore? could ii ju2t 2ay iit wa2 a 2ociial experiiment or 2ome bullshiit and leave iit?

nah, iim ju2t goiing to keep u2iing iit.

2omeone fliirt wiith me.

ramalamb:

hey sol

oh 2hiit, youre on earth now two? probably mean2 2ome 2hiit went down where youre from wiith the game and whatnot, 2o 2orry iin advance ii gue22? that game 2ucked a22.

oh and al2o, hey aa, what2 up?

crownsandcuttlefish:

Good!!!!

I find it astounding t)(at t)(is is t)(e first time t)(at we )(ave glubbed in FOR-EV—ER, and it is about porn.

Unless we are counting t)(e t)(ing wit)( Karkat earlier. But we never really talked DIR-ECTLY.

talkiing about 2mut and collectiively laughiing at kk are both good pa22tiime2, ii have two 2ay. but youre riight, the2e topiic2 are hardly fiit for people who dont really know each other? youre feferii though 2o ii feel liike ii know you well ii gue22?

what ii2 your ver2iion of me even doiing anyway2? when ii tran2port two alterniia ii dont get two 2ee my2elf anywhere. ii gue22 iit2 ju2t one of tho2e pardox thiing2 ii dont care about.

when ii wa2 liike three 2weeps my lii2p wa2 2o iin2ufferably heavy.

ii 2piit on everythiing. gro22. 

crownsandcuttlefish:

binarykind said: ff, ii really thiink that youre the kiind of per2on who would put viiviid porn on your blog iif iit wa2 cute enough.

Only if it was cute t)(oug)(!!!! 

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Wait, my sidebar doesn’t file under t)(e category of “vivid porn” does it???

nope, youre 2afe captaiin.